so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
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I write sins not five page research papers
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my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
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WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
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jean valjean is like that person on skype that says ‘brb’ and then disappears forever
I think you’ll notice when things become different, the good vibes in our lives won’t feel so consistent. And less becomes more cause the weight is too heavy. I swim in the water that’s breaking your levy. The way that you left me is alright, it’s alright. If I argue the point than we yell and we fight and I won’t be home for the rest of the night. You might hate my words but you know that I’m right. You know that I’m right. This is your life there’s no way to run from it. The doubt in your brain or the pain in your stomach. I only have but one complaint at the moment. Don’t paint me black when I used to be golden.
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